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My Coke Habit

 
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My Coke Habit
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Yes. I have skeleton in my closet. It's right next to a 2liter bottle of caffeine free diet Coke. This effervescent nectar of the Gods is now under attack by Dr. Vasan Ramachandran. Or as I like to call him, Dr Buzz Kill. In a recent study, Dr. R and his league of soda bashers revealed that "people who drink one more more diet sodas each day developed the same risks for heart disease as those who downed sugary regular soda."
"Researchers found that those who drank one or more sodas each day diet or regular had an increased risk of metabolic syndrome. Which is a catch all phrase for heart disease markers large waist, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, cholesterol and triglycerides." Depriving me of this aspertame infused delight is like stripping Larry King of his suspenders. Or ripping off Trump's toupee or asking Dick Cheney to smile and pay it forward.
But let's start at the beginning. When I was a toddler, I was offered a sip of a vile liquid called Moxie. My frail body collapsed. I had the equivalent of a full body dry heave. If you stuffed prunes into a box of baking soda and stirred in some brackish pond water, you'd have Moxie. I needed an antidote and there it was hiding in plain site. A bottle of Coke. Sure, the parents were pushing milk, but I knew the sheer scarcity of the coke meant that it was a precious commodity. Even a 3yearold knows what is forbidden is probably good.
Sadly, I was drinking about a quart a day by the time I was in junior high school. My teeth looked like Dustin Hoffman's in Papillon. And whatever chance I had for a growth spurt was nipped in the Billy Barty stage. It got so bad, that I was forbidden to drink coke at home. So, I did what every addict does, I stashed a case of the stuff at my best friend's house. How did I earn my coke money? Well, in some ironic twist of good fortune, I could trade in empty bottles of coke for cash. 5 cents for bottle. It wasn't drinking coke, I was creatively recyling it.
Sure I've tried drinking other proletarian swill, but only Coke will do. Aside from Cabot's Chedder Shake, it's my only vice. When I combine the two, I've reach a state of being so amazingly spiritual, I started wearing Ghandi diapers. Well, I might have to rethink my shame. My triglycerides are climbing, my waist is expanding and the Dentist is stalking me.


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network February 11th news "walnut shaped like brain, raisins, walnuts Bunao blood!" Xie Changting was introduced during the new year eat nuts snacks,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], explains the nutritional value of all kinds of nuts, but he still couldn't help saying, "bumbler (idiot) to eat more walnuts!"
News reported today, Xie Changting said, "the new year,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I don't love out, most read a book!" he explained,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he prepared a series of astronomy, physics,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], quantum mechanics, and probes into the dimension (space) of books.
however, the second is to marry his daughter back home the day, Xie Changting said, he and son, daughter, son-in-law arranged to go to Yilan, because Yilan is relatively large, the grandson is running,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], if in Taipei, locked in your room, grandson shout to destroy the atmosphere.
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and Ma Ying-Jeou,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], how much to eat? Xie Changting smiled, "I can't answer the call." But he couldn't help saying, "it is best to eat a little less, older,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], eat a little less healthy."
Xie Changting also said, the old days, the red bag to the children are being taken, and now to curry favor with the child, and his wife travel Fang JY will most likely do Clay chicken with grandchildren, kiln.
in addition,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Xie Changting said, he usually eat very simple, eat cereal with some nuts,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], including red raisins, green raisins, Chinese wolfberry, walnuts,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], sunflower seeds,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], pumpkin seeds, nuts and a fig, convenient and delicious. He said, "I'm not what contribution to society, so eat less! The young people want to eat more!"
then,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Xie Changting picked up a cashew nut, cashew like kidney, kidney, walnut looks like the brain, brain, and blood red raisins, good for girls; "bumbler to eat a little nuts!" [Edit]: Qiu Ling
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The World Health Organization’s safety guideline is 25 micrograms.
As for the larger PM10, its concentration kept growing overnight and hit about 500 micrograms at 4pm, triple the nation’s 150 microgram limit and 10 times the density considered safe by WHO of 50 micrograms.


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after the incident, the local public security organ immediately mobilized veteran soldiers and able captains quickly rushed to the scene, a man surnamed party survey man noticed by the police. Party A,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], over five years old, home county, North street. 26 years ago, a department of Fangxian Shahe rural finance staff. That year, because with the value of 2000 yuan of corruption case, Party A and the director of the Shahe finance conflict, and with an axe to cut down the director. Afterwards,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a thought to kill people,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], WeiZui abscond, after being brought to justice. Fortunately, the director after the rescue out of danger. Because of this malignant wounding, a convicted. After 24 years spent in prison,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Party A is released,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], followed by vegetables for a living. Two years, several times to find a petition Bureau Lu, demanding the restoration of public, failed.
Jingchu net news (chutianjinbao) reporter Deng Wei Shi Yuan correspondent reports: yesterday morning at ten thirty,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Jia Shu Lou Shiyan Fangxian court 4 floor, a 19 - year-old girl was found dead at home, his father for Fangxian inquiry bureau. The local police investigation, homicide department.
it is reported, the dead Lv Miao (a pseudonym),[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], female, born in July 2, 1990, graduating high school graduation, deputy director,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], his father Lu Fangxian county Party committee office visits bureau responsible person; mother Xu, Fangxian Hongta township government cadres. After investigation, the deceased mother yesterday morning at seven twenty-five from home to go to work,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], go up Lu miao. At ten twenty, the mother came home, found Lv Miaotang in bed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], have two blankets and a pillow face. By the public security department to autopsy, determined to kill.


it is understood,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], surveillance video of Fangxian court family downstairs, Party A has the time alone into the. After the incident, the man lost trail. In view of the above circumstances,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the local police initially identified, party a major crime suspects.

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“I am no prophet, but the feeling of his doctors and his sons ... is that there has been a change for the worse,” Sheba director Zeev Rotstein told reporters.
Rotstein, in the first official medical statement on Sharon’s condition after reports on Wednesday that he had suffered a kidney malfunction, said doctors expect a deterioration in several life-sustaining organs.


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